The Merchant of Miracles's Voicemail.

"Hello! You have reached the magic box voice message thing-a-ma-job of the one, the only, the magnificent Merchant of Miracles! Leave a message, and I will try to get back to you as soon as possible, especially if there;s a payment of a few shiny gold coins involved! If you're trying to reach Mr. Fancycakes or his fanclub, this is the place to leave a message, too. Arrivederche, Say-oh-narra, and guten bye!"


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Turtle & Canary Voicemail.

"Thank you for calling Turtle & Canary, your one-stop shop for everything you need (and a whole lot of stuff ya didn't!). What's the matter with you? Can't you come into the store? I kid, I kid, we'll be happy to deliver (for an extra but reasonable charge!), as well as take your special orders right here, kiddo. Name, numbah, and what you need! And this is about requesting Mr. Fancycakes for all your special parties and other entertaining needs, why, we'd be happy to oblidge. So what're ya buyin'? Whatcha neeeeeed?"


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